He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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