How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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