This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm at about main and main street
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
