So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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