she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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