i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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