No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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