Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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