So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
We got so high we made milksteak
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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