Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just want nice things and good sex
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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