do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
