mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Randomize