yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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