that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You're like the curious george of whores
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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