I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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