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say what?
wanna hang out?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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