I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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