i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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