whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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