love makes seman taste better
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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