i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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