I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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