That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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