guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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