please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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