when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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