I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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