haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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