Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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