i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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