Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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