yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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