chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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