You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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