dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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