The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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