I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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