Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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