i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Don't EVER smell your tampon
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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