Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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