idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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