Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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