I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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