Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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