i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Bring me that man meat
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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