I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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