What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
