I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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