Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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