After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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