we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Randomize
