P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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