Heybabeimwearingurpanties
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
How does one acquire holy water?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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