I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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