So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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